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11-25-2019, 10:26 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-25-2019 10:27 PM by greenstinky.)
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 Episode / Show Ideas
Here we'll discuss Show ideas
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11-26-2019, 09:47 PM
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RE: Episode / Show Ideas
Buddha as a 700lb asshole lacking the self control he preaches.
Mormon: secondfavorite asshole religion/cult...too new to be real and SUper undies? Nicest people Johova witness terrible at Math...algebra class away from losing their faith... Scientology: established by an known liar and bullshit artist(science fiction?) Levels of hoobajooba...hierarchy financially driven Islam: religion of peace and pedophilia...for the record you have a standing kill order... Jews: sectarian but closest to having its shit together, dradles and shit...Actually possessive of a good moral character...Rules of jonah...Don't be a shitbag...i.e, don't kill anyone. (listen up Muslims) True cohabitants Finally, the leaders in global underage sex trafficking!!! Catholic/Christians: sack of horseshit...No other headline gets more play than the "rogue priest" or "toucher" LIARS!!!...Now for the faith...Based on the Bible...3000+pages of...well lets start with Genesis...tries counting sunless "days"...some merit to the Adam and Eve thing...Bible is large "telephone" game...Some things may be true...before the kings got to it...All tenets were voted on...Burning bush was drugs...God, almost all refer to him as manlike, omnipotent, all forgiving but-Tsunamis? Now floods-Gods carwash? Rainforests call bullshit on that...How were the Amazonians doing so well? Who held onto the tics and fleas?..What about the penguins? Religion of peace that spread the loving word of God through the rape and assimilation...How?!...Only for imbeciles...Rainbows are gods reminder to not kill humanity;celestial post it note...got potential gambling problems...Story of Jesus:Pagans refused to fight...made it tough to kill so they got creative license and input...capitalist religion...Gays are great revenue...they have all but confessed this is all bullshit...this hurts Toma a little...Sumarians really fuck this up for the Christians... Religion is the medicine for the soul not replacement for mindful legislation. I cannot teach anyone anything, I can only make them think. -Socrates |
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11-27-2019, 11:09 AM
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RE: Episode / Show Ideas
ok, So clearly and of course our first topic is something that is gonna weed out any potential listeners.
But is it safe to safe at least 1 episode; im gonna have a go @ organized religions? lmao.. i feel like for just a spitball rant it went pretty well.. i'll organize my thoughts a little better for the real run; but i feel like i did a fair job encapsulating many different belief structures in a single monologue. “Demons run when a good man goes to war Night will fall and drown the sun When a good man goes to war Friendship dies and true love lies Night will fall and the dark will rise When a good man goes to war Demons run, but count the cost The battle's won, but the child is lost” |
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12-03-2019, 11:13 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-03-2019 11:16 AM by toma.)
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Ok, so yeah, well encapsulated...which is fucking offensive and BRILLIANT!!!lmao. i dare someone not to laugh without being totally incensed. LMAO I am immediately inspired to be your straight man on this one...i am excited to play that out. lol
i was thinking...maybe we start with something current about the military just to establish me as the foul mouthed grumpy vet that i can be and that way it be funnier when i caution you during your monologue/rant? whatcha think? it made me giggle and thought it might serve to establish our given personalities so as to give the audience a rough picture of the shit to come? lol!!!!! I cannot teach anyone anything, I can only make them think. -Socrates |
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12-03-2019, 04:33 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-03-2019 05:06 PM by toma.)
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RE: Episode / Show Ideas
ROCKETMAN:
Holy fuck. where to start with this unfuckable white dude, collecting cats... oh shit, just got to the part where he picked up an entourage...Largest collection of "rocket" enthusiasts...I think they prefer meat rockets... This seems to be all the kids from the library, in the morning and at lunchtime, that just didn't have anybody that would tell them what half-assed retards they were and that their Star Trek speculations would get them nowhere and to take real science classes... Neil Degrasse Tyson just rolled over in his future grave... Is it even legal to take advantage and film a "special needs" person around and let them make asses of themselves? I mean...I would let him build me a shed or something but this guy needs a companion...or at least a fact checker... Holy shit! a tech guy that can't reconcile the sequencing of a social security number-all to justify some stupid "mark of the beast" theory. which was cool enough without his stupid counting...LOL Wow, monkeys fucking a football... Sense is strongly lacking in this one, young padawan... Sweetners from fetuses?! His mate is fucking crazier than Mad mike is. Also, clearly challenged by abstraction which is really screwy for a software designer, i would think... "Sunday, your life is different..." Yeah, like paraplegic and maybe comatose...in a good scenario...bad one?..more like a smashed tomato...Pretty sure the last thing that is going to go through his mind will definitely be his ass... I cannot teach anyone anything, I can only make them think. -Socrates |
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12-04-2019, 08:22 PM
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RE: Episode / Show Ideas
LMAO
When your ready. i got one more for you to watch.. its outrageous. Unfortunately however, most of its true. lol Let me know.. i'll steer you onto the youtube “Demons run when a good man goes to war Night will fall and drown the sun When a good man goes to war Friendship dies and true love lies Night will fall and the dark will rise When a good man goes to war Demons run, but count the cost The battle's won, but the child is lost” |
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12-05-2019, 03:38 PM
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RE: Episode / Show Ideas
hit me with this gem...
I cannot teach anyone anything, I can only make them think. -Socrates |
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12-05-2019, 08:49 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5yh2HcIlkU
keep this one fresh.. heres the problem... Alex jones is in character 70% of the time.... However, a lot of what he's saying is fact. either way... hillarity ensues “Demons run when a good man goes to war Night will fall and drown the sun When a good man goes to war Friendship dies and true love lies Night will fall and the dark will rise When a good man goes to war Demons run, but count the cost The battle's won, but the child is lost” |
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